Greetings, salutations, pleasantries and other socially accepted norms.
Let's give this blog thing another go. I tried once, but that me was not ready.. commitment phobe. (It's true, you'll see) This is a bit like blind dating, I don't know you, I hope you're attractive.
Let me not bore you - 'Hey everyone, who's here on this blog thing. DERP.' << You know what? Your mom also told you that you were special. She lied.
Here is the only rule that applies universally. >>
This is my blog (derp), I write whatever the hell I want. You are free to comment. You are free to rape the reblog/repost buttons. You however, are not free to dictate how it should be run. I am the shizniz up in here - it's my world, they know me here. You are a guest, now zip up your fly.
Oh right. Introductions:
My name is Kris. (Ok fine, Christopher, fuck you and have a nice day) I'm 19. Fresh outta school. So far life is not exactly as I planned - I'm working on it. I live in Johannesburg, South Africa (The African equivalent of New York to some extent - our own concrete jungle). So I'm from Africa, AND white? I know, right. Gemini by the stars - therefore I'm schizo. No really, test me on this. I survived the 2011 Rapture! Either that or I was left behind.
I work for Canon South Africa. I sell people shit they don't need. I'll sell you that pair of old underwear you paid for 6 years ago - plus extra for the holes.
My parents were both retrenched in 2010 (Ur, lets not revisit this) so we couldn't afford to send me to university straight off the bat. Therefore I found a job - I start my Bachelors in marketing in January 2011 - and will study part-time.
To be honest I'm commitment phobic - longest relationship I ever had was 10 months. I died inside. One moment I'll be lonely as fuck - the next I'll be screaming for you to leave. Read the signals earlier. << I'm a bit.. ur.. strange. But you'll learn to like me. By the way, I spell ciao as chow. DILLIGAF. I love meme's and will post a crap load of that kind. The occasional porn perhaps. Not mine, perhaps yours. Don't judge me, or do. Whatevs.
My blog backround is black.. as black takes less power to create on your monitor << See, I do my bit for the environment - while I sit here, lights on, tv on, ipod on, mobiles charging.
Quite a psycho - can drink you under the table - always up for a party. << That about sums it up. It being me, the piece of meat.
With that -- I leave you. You may now leave. Go. O_o
Chow,
Kris.
Why are you still here though? O_o Freak.
